Note to my non-unicorn DH
Dear DH,
You have started making little comments about the time I spend on Twilight and asking me uncomfortable questions like “Who’s that shirtless guy on your computer?” (Rob), “Who do you like better: Edward or Bill?” (Rob), or “What are you looking at?” (Rob). In all fairness, you should know the following:
1) Twilight fan fiction is getting you laid more. If you have any sense about you, you’ll stop making comments about how much of it I read.
2) If you pretend I’m not looking at RobPorn, I’ll continue to pretend you don’t look at PornPorn.
3) RobPorn is getting you laid more, too.
4) I may like the good vamps in Twilight, but I’m all about Eric in True Blood.
5) Yeah, True Blood’s getting you laid, too.
6) Discouraging the Twilight thing? You got it: will result in getting laid less.
It’s so simple, really. You think you’d have figured it out already.
Love,
Your wife
(who, if you notice, doesn’t ask you uncomfortable questions about Evangeline Lilly)
You are brilliant! Really. I think you’re my hero!
Ah yes. Eric is dark, scary and super yummy!
Tasha said this on 29 June 2009 at 11:28 pm |
Thank you!! 🙂 As for Eric, I’m totally diggin’ short-haired Eric much more than long-haired Eric.
fragile little human said this on 30 June 2009 at 7:09 am |
Love it! My husband calls me Sookie on Sunday nights and he for sure gets laid with that. He would never read the books, but its ok, he will have sex to the movie…nice!
I linked up to your blog, hope you dont mind.
http://www.hairbrainedmom.blogspot.com
Hairbrained Mom said this on 30 June 2009 at 7:57 pm |
LOL! I don’ t know if I could manage sex DURING Twilight, ’cause Robward would have me all distracted 😉 Thanks for the link – I’ll definitely pay you a visit, too.
fragile little human said this on 30 June 2009 at 8:15 pm |
Yay! Finally another Team Eric person! If only people would read the books, everyone would know what a douche bag Bill is. Yeah, I am totally feeling way more randy since starting Twilight, moving on to Sookie series, and then on to Black Dagger Brotherhood, heh.
Fire Crotch said this on 30 June 2009 at 9:40 pm |
Now I really want to read the Sookie books! Did you see the issue of Entertainment Weekly with Ryan Reynolds on the cover? There were all these full-page ads for True Blood, and one was of Eric *yummy*
fragile little human said this on 1 July 2009 at 6:24 pm |
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Why I can never go back to BAM « Fragile Little Human said this on 23 July 2009 at 2:21 am |
Bwahahahhahahah… Holy Haberdashery! This is the bestest! 😀
Agree Edward or Eric? Rob The End.
cutie said this on 23 July 2009 at 8:16 pm |
Thank you 🙂 While I’m a card-carrying member of both Team Edward and Team Eric, Rob rules them all.
fragile little human said this on 23 July 2009 at 10:18 pm |